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bemusedlybespectacled:

liamgalgey:

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

tom-nippleston:

I PUT THE HOUSECAT OUTSIDE FOR TWO GODDAMN MINUTES AS A JOKE AND HE COMES RUNNING IN WITH A SNAKE IN HIS MOUTH

OH SHIT THE SNAKE IS STILL ALIVE

THE SNAKE HAS GONE INTO THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND IM ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

SNAKE HAS BEEN RELEASED IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD IN A PANICKED, THROWING MOTION

"Fucking put me outside again, bitch. See what happens." -My Asshole Cat

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quicktobesoquotable:

ethan-lawson-wate:

justabitunlikely:

so who do I get in touch with about marrying obama’s speechwriter

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i LOVE the and I’m legal.  *yay!*

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gabethearchangel:

scarypoke:

babygirl-in-daddys-world:

mister-daddy:

daddys-rainbow-princess:

His face when he says “nickel” is great! XD

This reminds me of my little girl because her pants never have pockets

Haha Daddy you’re right! I neverrrrr have pockets, but that’s why you have them! You’re my pockets Daddy. ♥

What the fucking shit

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breakinq:

following back everyone

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-annoying:

probablylexi:

me if i ever go grocery shopping

cashier: “are you having a party?”
me: “nope. just another Monday night.”

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH

YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST

Cub: DAD STOP

Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK

Cub: DAD OH MY GOD

Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…

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Chris Hemsworth & Chris Evans at #SDCC Now they’re mirroring each other’s gestures. x

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uzo aduba › outstanding guest actress in a comedy series #emmys2014

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fakenasty:

domfather:

"  …And I don’t think i let the people in my life down by making the wrong choices, I think I let them down by convincing myself that I never had a choice to begin with. You’re not the first committee to sit at a table and tell me i deserve to be an outcast, maybe you’re not the last. But for the rest of my life people will look at me and know i was here, they’ll question my integrity and say I’m a monster. But this, right here is different, It’s different because for the first time in my life I don’t believe you…"       

Jamsey Boy, 2014

this movie though 😍

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metallics:

when you make a good comeback but then you stutter on the last word

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